Tata ma chance, tata ma mansion.

You really don’t want to work out what the bond would be on a £5,25 million (around R96 million) property, but you can throw your name into the ownership mix for as little as £13,50 (around R248).

Seth did just that, if we win Dancers Hill House, “a magnificent” property, built around 1760, and “set in an oasis of seclusion, 14 miles from Central London”, we’re all moving to the UK.

Don’t worry, we shall visit regularly and complain about everything the second we touch down on home soil, like a proper expat.

Via the mansion’s official website, let’s take a look around:

The property has been refurbished and offers 6 bedrooms and 6 shower/bathrooms. All with glorious views of the grounds.

Two lounges and a study, cloak room and a huge family room incorporating a kitchen with up to the minute Miele appliances and a fabulous conservatory, on the upper ground floor.

A gym, shower room, snug, wine room and cinema room are on the ground floor.

In all the property extends to c7,500 sq ft (approx. measurements).

The property is 14 miles from Marble Arch and offers easy access to Heathrow, Stanstead, City and Luton airport, all within 35 minutes.

You can see the rest of the on-site images here, but let’s see what happens when you try and buy a ticket.

One final hurdle – answer this question:

That drop-down menu shows you options, and I’m sure a little Googling around will help you out.

[source:dancershillhouse]