Good for you, Emily.
While the rest of us were donning jerseys and gloves and beanies to keep warm, Ratajkowski was living it up on a yacht in Sardinia.
Together with “hunky male model Jordan Barrett”, as the Daily Mail calls him, Emily “wowed in a very skimpy bikini” while aboard the luxury vessel.
Cool.
High fives if you realised that I couldn’t care less about this entire thing, and am currently questioning a number of life choices.
Let’s get this over with:
One more so we can say we tried:
Spectacular, or some other adjective.
We shall now part ways and engage in some introspection.
[source:dailymail]
