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August 13, 2018

Emily Ratajkowski Had A Blast In A Bikini On A Yacht In Sardinia

Emily spent some time on a yacht recently, and the paparazzi went bonkers and took thousands of photos. Apparently, in this day and age, this constitutes news.

Good for you, Emily.

While the rest of us were donning jerseys and gloves and beanies to keep warm, Ratajkowski was living it up on a yacht in Sardinia.

Together with “hunky male model Jordan Barrett”, as the Daily Mail calls him, Emily “wowed in a very skimpy bikini” while aboard the luxury vessel.

Cool.

High fives if you realised that I couldn’t care less about this entire thing, and am currently questioning a number of life choices.

Let’s get this over with:

One more so we can say we tried:

Spectacular, or some other adjective.

We shall now part ways and engage in some introspection.

[source:dailymail]