Cripes, where was this guy when Donald Trump walked in front of the Queen?

I swear, if he had been there when the Trumpster stopped in front of Lizzie, the US president would have gone flying.

Just ask this tourist – she practically flew off the ground after she got in the way of this marching guardsman.

The Telegraph has got the deets:

The woman screamed in shock as she was pushed from behind by the soldier at Windsor Castle, who was dressed in the traditional outfit, which includes a bearskin hat.

Behold, the shoving in action:

Stupid tourists, the rope is there for a reason. Make way for the queens guard! pic.twitter.com/IUAA3bChPh

— Philadelphia Collins (@JoccoJohnson) July 24, 2018

Okay, please tell me I’m not the only who had a chuckle watching this.

At least she didn’t get klapped in the face by this guy like that six-year-old girl.

If your heart does go out to this woman, then good for you. You have feelings.

However, you’d better pause on the sympathies – as y’all can tell from the video, she was on the wrong side of the rope barrier, and that’s a big no-no, according to the Ministry of Defence:

The Household Division is proud to guard Her Majesty and honoured that people come from around the world to watch our ceremonial spectacle.

The ropes are there to protect both the public and our soldiers; please stay behind them.

In other words, don’t be a doos and stand in the way of a guardsman on the job.

Seriously, you might not get away with just a hard nudge if you dare tried.

Not that I’m stopping Trump from doing so.

[source:telegraph]