Sorry, ladies and gents, but your dreams of marrying Justin Bieber (or supermodel Hailey Baldwin) are OVER.
Teens all over the world are crying themselves silly after Biebs confirmed that he and Kendall Jenner’s good pal were engaged.
The “Sorry” hitmaker announced the news via some black and white snaps posted to his Instagram account:
Yup, that’s a real engagement ring, Bieber fans – sorry ’bout it.
The Daily Mail explains that Baldwin got the large, oval-shaped diamond engagement ring from Bieber over the weekend while they were in the Bahamas. An eagle-eyed fan took a pic of the couple and immediately noticed the bling:
Now Bieber’s gone and made their engagement Instagram-official, and he captioned their loved-up pic with some overly gushing words:
Was gonna wait a while to say anything but word travels fast, listen plain and simple Hailey I am soooo in love with everything about you!
So committed to spending my life getting to know every single part of you loving you patiently and kindLY [sic].
He even hints at wanting them to have babies together:
I promise to lead our family with honor and integrity letting Jesus through his Holy Spirit guide us in everything we do and every decision we make.
Like whoa, Justin, calm down. Y’all just got engaged, so maybe first plan the wedding before getting down to the baby-making.
He goes on:
My heart is COMPLETELY and FULLY YOURS and I will ALWAYS put you first! You are the love of my life Hailey Baldwin and I wouldn’t want to spend it with anybody else. You make me so much better and we compliment eachother so well!! [sic] Can’t wait for the best season of life yet! It’s funny because now with you everything seems to make sense!
The thing I am most excited for is that my little brother and sister get to see another healthy stable marriage and look for the same!!!
Gods timing [sic] really is literally perfect, we got engaged on the seventh day of the seventh month, the number seven is the number of spiritual perfection, it’s true GOOGLE IT! Isn’t that nuts?
By the way I didn’t plan that, anyways My goodness does feel good to have our future secured! WERE GONNA VE BETTER AT 70 BABY HERE WE GO! [sic]
“He who finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains FAVOR [sic] from the Lord!” This is the year of favor [sic]!!!!
Whatever you say, Biebs, as long as you’re happy.
As for his fiancée, Baldwin was more low-key about confirming the engagement by posting a more legible, grammatically-correct tweet:
Congrats to the happy couple, and our condolences to heartbroken fans in South Africa and beyond.
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