Dick by name, dick by nature.
And yes, that was Andy Dick’s outfit at the VMA Awards back in 2001.
Ivanka Trump is a terrible human who is complicit in everything her father does. That being said, a loser like Andy has zero right to lay a paw on her, and he’s now under fire as the #MeToo movement continues to hold people accountable.
Andy’s appearance alongside Ivanka on Jimmy Kimmel Live back in 2007 hasn’t aged very well, and it’s especially creepy in light of recent events.
Huff Post SA reports that “Dick was charged with misdemeanour sexual battery and simple battery last month for allegedly grabbing a woman’s buttocks and making lewd comments as he walked past her”.
But first, the interview in 2007:
Later on, he again touched Ivanka, and was somewhat jokingly escorted off by security. From the 40-second mark below:
No word on whether he’s at the World Cup in Russia, trying to kiss female reporters in the midst of doing their jobs.
I’m sure many of you are looking at this thinking ‘hey, what’s the fuss’, but the goalposts have shifted, and Andy himself has a rather storied history of making women grossly uncomfortable.
Some of his past indiscretions via the Daily Beast:
In 2006, Dick went berserk backstage at Comedy Central’s William Shatner roast, allegedly licking Farrah Fawcett, Carrie Fisher, and Patton Oswalt before turning his attention to a New York Post female photojournalist. She claims he groped her, tried to kiss her, then proclaimed his love for her and bit her on the hand. Later, he allegedly urinated in front of her and offered her cocaine.
Helluva drug.
In a particularly disturbing incident, Dick fondled and exposed the breasts of a 17-year-old in the parking lot of a California Buffalo Wild Wings in 2008. He was subsequently arrested on suspicion of sexual battery and drug possession. After first encountering the teenager and her friend in the restaurant, Dick later confronted them in the parking lot, grabbing the victim’s breasts and pulled down her top and bra. Dick was allegedly intoxicated at the time and also had marijuana and Xanax in his possession.
Shall we highlight one more? Yup, why not:
A Daily Mail article from 2011 details Dick’s behavior at the Newport Film Festival; the comedian was accused of pulling down his pants and thrusting against a table, later urinating on a public display. The same article also mentions his ejection earlier that year from the AVN Awards—a pornographic film award ceremony—after Dick allegedly “groped and stalked” adult film actress Tera Patrick and drag queen Chi Chi LaRue.
You see, you let someone get away with a leg grope on telly, and next thing they’re thrusting in public and assaulting minors in parking lots.
Rein it in, Dick.
[sources:huffpost&dailybeast]
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