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June 28, 2018

A Bouncer’s View Of What You Look Like On A Big Night Out [Video]

There are few things worse than being the sober one in the midst of a proper jol. Spare a thought for these bouncers.

Alcohol makes you an expert in politics, puts the spirit of Michael Flatley into your feet, and turns you into the funniest human that’s ever walked this planet.

Or, if you live in Parkhurst, it turns you into a street brawler, boet.

There’s always that moment, though, when you just tip over the other side. Some people play pool best after four drinks, but give them a fifth and they can’t sink a ball to save their lives.

I guess the same goes for jolling.

I’ll be the first to admit that I’ve been shepherded out of a bar or two, but when you are a bouncer for a living you see all kinds of nonsense.

Over in the UK, they fitted a few blokes with cameras. If you want to know what you look like at the exact moment you get told you’ve had one too many, you’re in luck.

Be warned, the audio levels are all over the show with this one, so headphones at a moderate volume will do the trick:

Tomorrow’s Friday and we just got paid – who’s up for shaming themselves?

[source:youtube]