Plettenberg Bay, where thousands of randy teens descend every November to celebrate finishing high school.

Oh, and where Capetonians with second homes head when they need a break from the big city life.

The last time we mentioned Plett we were talking about how some scenes in The Crown’s second season were filmed there, and this time around we’re going property shopping.

Bugger that small fry ‘under R10 million’ perusing, because we want to live like the rich and famous.

Five bedrooms, 1 375 square metres, R40 million smackeroonies – welcome to Whale Rock. More from the Property24 listing:

This elegant, designer home is situated in the access controlled estate of Whale Rock Beach – with panoramic views of the Indian Ocean, Tsitsikamma Mountains and Robberg Peninsula.

Offering 5 en suite bedrooms, various living areas (two lounges and a family room), two dining areas and a well-appointed kitchen (with walk-in fridge) – this home is an entertainer’s delight and can easily accommodate a large family or holiday guests.

There’s more from that write-up, but let’s just head inside and have a snoop around, dramatic music and all…

Rather delightful.

As always, I like a little reality check. My bond repayments, please:

Oh.

Moonwalks out of the room.

[source:property24]