That creepy guy in the back, lurking like a bad smell – that’s Jared Kushner.

Or, as his partnership with Ivanka has come to be known, ‘Javanka’.

Equally as creepy, if you ask me.

So yesterday was a big day for Jared, who was given the ‘honour’ of speaking at the opening of the new US Embassy in Jerusalem.

Ignoring the massacre of human lives taking place at the very same time, Kushner delivered all the usual platitudes.

Over at the SABC they had themselves a bit of a shocker, as the Citizen reports:

While reporting on the violence that erupted today on the Gaza-Israel border following protests at the USA opening its embassy in Jerusalem, the SABC’s gaffes in its Monday night coverage suggested that staff may be working a bit too much overtime.

They first of all introduced this gentleman in Jerusalem as US President Donald Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner.

He isn’t Jared Kushner, however.

Next up this was this guy – a UN Security Council spokesperson, and also not Jared Kushner:

Then, much like how a broken clock is right twice a day, the real Jared made an appearance:

Who better to represent America on the global stage than the kid who embodies nepotism.

We’ll part ways with this bit from John Oliver, which is a year old, but does a good job of illustrating just how ridiculous it is that Jared and wifey wield such power:

[source:citizen]