No, I won’t crack some lame joke about ‘Shayk it off’.

NewsAU are proclaiming, loud and proud in their headline, that “Irina Shayk goes commando on red carpet at Cannes Film Festival”.

You do you, Irina, but here we are writing about it anyway.

The world’s richest and most beautiful people are in Cannes for that film festival, and that means there are red carpets to strut down.

Shayk is a pro, which means she doesn’t even need her undies to help put one foot in the other.

I’m already bored, but let’s go ahead and have a look:

Russian model Irina Shayk went commando in a daring red Versace gown with cut-outs and jewellery by Chopard.

To the photos we go:

Cool.

I also go ‘no undies’ from time to time, but that’s mostly when I haven’t done washing in a while.

Side note – an actual employee of a 2oceansvibe-affiliated business once didn’t come to work, and when we followed up on his absence we were told it was because he hadn’t done washing and had no clean clothes.

He thought it was a legit reason not to come to work.

Oh, and something else slightly interesting also happened at a Cannes red carpet strut earlier this week:

Mexican actor Patricia Contreras suffered a wardrobe malfunction, with her nipple showing at the top of her dress.

The D-list starlet, who describes herself as an “actress, model and creative mind” on Instagram, was snapped posing on the red carpet for the Cannes premiere of film Everybody Knows — seemingly unaware that her strapless dress was exposing her breast.

That’s a little passive aggressive on the D-list chirp, but here’s the nip slip.

You’re about to see a nipple so brace yourself:

We’re done here.

[source:newsau]