Can you believe this is what it has come to? Of course you can, it’s Trump we’re talking about.

This time around, the most ridiculous president the world has ever had to endure responded to a comment made by former vice president, and Obama lackey, Joe Biden.

Biden appeared on Tuesday evening at a University of Miami event, where he declared that a “younger version of himself would have had no problem resorting to fisticuffs to teach Trump a lesson about dignity,” reports The Daily Beast:

“When a guy who ended up becoming our national leader said, ‘I can grab a woman anywhere and she likes it,’” Biden said during the anti-sexual assault It’s On Us event. “They asked me if I’d like to debate this gentleman, and I said no. I said, ‘If we were in high school, I’d take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.’”

Biden, who is often discussed as a frontrunner for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination, went on to refer to Trump’s infamous “locker-room talk” excuse for his vulgar words about women.

“I’ve been in a lot of locker rooms my whole life,” Biden said. “I’m a pretty damn good athlete.”

He quipped: “Any guy that talked that way was usually the fattest, ugliest SOB in the room.”

Using the only platform he knows how, Trump responded:

The most disappointing of this all is that we might never see Trump and “Crazy Joe” square up. Bleak days.

But VICE, also wishing they would go behind the gym IRL, compared the two’s physical attributes to see who would be most likely to win the showdown:

For his part, Biden’s always been a pretty active guy: He played football in high school, and stayed busy lifting weights, working on his core, and jogging with Obama during his time in the White House.

Meanwhile, Trump basically survives on trash, refuses to exercise because he thinks the body has a finite amount of energy, and—when he does work out—limits himself to walking and playing golf, the least strenuous sport known to man. Not to mention those pesky bone spurs.

In some respects, though, he does have a leg up on Biden. Trump is a WWE hall of famer with a demonstrated ability to choke slam his opponents. He’s filled with rage and aggression almost constantly. And from a sheer physical standpoint, he’s bigger: 6’3″ compared to Biden’s 6’0″, 239 pounds compared to Biden’s roughly 180. And at 71, Trump’s got four years on the former vice president.

Watch Trump’s cringing WWE moment below:

VICE also asked staff members to comment on the situation, you can read those highly entertaining responses here.

For the record, I’m all for Biden.

[source:vice&thedailybeast]