I don’t know what it is about having a sex on a plane that so excites people, but if you’re keen to join the Mile High Club then Jenna Leigh has some handy tips for you.

She is the author of ‘Faking the O’, a tell-all book about her 22 years of “unique dating struggles as a flight attendant and single mom”.

Sounds a bit like that new TV show SMILF.

Jenna spoke with Huff Post and shared some of her experience in dealing with passengers looking to get down in the air, and we’ll start with this titbit of knowledge:

…most passengers we catch in the act are casual encounters ― people sitting next to each other on long flights that get to drinking and flirting and one thing leads to another. They probably could not care less about the “mile high” designation, they’re just in the moment.

Sorry to all those forced to sit next to amorous passengers who now think they have a chance.

Some of Jenna’s other top tips and stories:

I’ve seen a whole lot of sexual encounters go wrong and for a variety of reasons. That said, the No. 1 reason they fail or get caught in the act is because they’re too obvious about it. Couples try to be discreet, but it always backfires because they act so guilty and end up drawing more attention to themselves.

The second biggest mistake couples make is timing. If you want to give yourself the best chance at joining the mile high club, take a red-eye flight where most passengers are likely to be asleep! You’d be surprised how many people attempt (unsuccessfully, of course) to engage in sexual acts on full flights in the middle of the day.

Yet another reason to dread the red-eye flight.

Some hygiene advice:

Do I get it? Sure, it’s the thrill of it all, the spontaneity. But at the same time, it amazes us how many people want to do it in the lavatories. If they knew how unsanitary and gross those are, they’d probably think twice! Especially if they knew how many people completely “miss” when trying to go to the bathroom during turbulence!

Please, like guys need turbulence to piss all over the seat.

Happy travels, peeps.

[source:huffpost]