We couldn’t help but notice Jack Parow’s new profile on Timon.

Timon, pronounced ‘time on’, is a local app that lets anybody chat on-demand to some of SA’s finest minds.

Just take a good look at what Parow has to say:

We’re not sure how serious he is about sending nudes, but it would be pretty cool for him to send a pic of himself holding a personalised sign.

Maybe the perfect birthday present for your tannie who lives on the other side of the Borewors Curtain?

I don’t know what you’re into, but even if you just want to chat about how to make it in the local music industry Jack remains a wealth of knowledge.

Download the app (iOS and Android) here to check out the full list of gurus that are available to chat to.

Timon has a clock at the top of the chat to show how long you’ve been chatting for, and the total price so far. Here’s a recent chat a user sent us, where he sought the opinion of a lawyer on Timon. You can even send a screenshot of contracts or photos – just like WhatsApp.

But these aren’t the only gurus on Timon. These cats share Timon ‘guru’ status with other professionals (insurance, legal, politics, wine), and even some local celebrities – including the likes of musician Ard Matthews, Radio DJ Ryan O’Connor, rugby’s John Smit and model Tracy McGregor.

Yip – imagine getting John’s thoughts on an upcoming rugby game. Maybe you have a mate who is a big fan of Tracy’s – you could ask her to send a pic holding a message for your friend.

So before you start dropping cash into your idea, run it past some of these guys and gals – it will probably save you thousands in the long run!

Check out Timon here.