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February 23, 2018

Jack Parow’s Timon Profile Is Hilarious

We couldn't help but notice Jack Parow's new profile on Timon. Then again, would you expect anything less from the man?

We couldn’t help but notice Jack Parow’s new profile on Timon.

Timon, pronounced ‘time on’, is a local app that lets anybody chat on-demand to some of SA’s finest minds.

Just take a good look at what Parow has to say:

We’re not sure how serious he is about sending nudes, but it would be pretty cool for him to send a pic of himself holding a personalised sign.

Maybe the perfect birthday present for your tannie who lives on the other side of the Borewors Curtain?

I don’t know what you’re into, but even if you just want to chat about how to make it in the local music industry Jack remains a wealth of knowledge.

Download the app (iOS and Android) here to check out the full list of gurus that are available to chat to.

Timon has a clock at the top of the chat to show how long you’ve been chatting for, and the total price so far. Here’s a recent chat a user sent us, where he sought the opinion of a lawyer on Timon. You can even send a screenshot of contracts or photos – just like WhatsApp.

But these aren’t the only gurus on Timon. These cats share Timon ‘guru’ status with other professionals (insurance, legal, politics, wine), and even some local celebrities – including the likes of musician Ard Matthews, Radio DJ Ryan O’Connor, rugby’s John Smit and model Tracy McGregor.

Yip – imagine getting John’s thoughts on an upcoming rugby game. Maybe you have a mate who is a big fan of Tracy’s – you could ask her to send a pic holding a message for your friend.

So before you start dropping cash into your idea, run it past some of these guys and gals – it will probably save you thousands in the long run!

Check out Timon here.