If you want to know what’s going on with Donald Trump’s hair, the answer is blowing in the wind.

Somehow this video managed to stay under wraps for close to a week, Donnie D boarding Air Force One last week Friday.

Then, as if the wind itself also hates Trump, the illusion of that tangled orange mop is shattered.

With any other politician it would be a case of who really cares, but the most fragile ego in America is going to binge eat a few Happy Meals when he sees this doing the rounds.

Please enjoy:

What the actual F is going on there? It’s worth revisiting one of the revelations from the book ‘Fire and Fury’, in which Ivanka talks about her father’s hair:

“An absolutely clean pate – a contained island after scalp reduction surgery – surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center [sic] then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray.”

The Guardian spoke to Dr Alan Bauman, CEO and founder of Bauman Medical, a hair restoration clinic, and he had the following to say:

“In my professional opinion I do believe he has had some previous hair transplantation to the frontal part of his hairline,” Bauman said.

“He probably also has access to potent prescription topical medication like Formula 82M Minoxidil, which would be used twice daily, or a laser therapy cap, which could easily be hidden underneath a baseball hat.”

Some have claimed that the video is doctored, but the Reuters press images from the same moment show that his hair was indeed all over the show.

If he heads to Google and pumps in “Trump Hair”, he’s not going to like what he finds:

Cue White House aides trying to keep him away from Twitter all day.

Sorry Donald, if you weren’t such a complete and utter prick we really wouldn’t care.

[source:guardian]