Pastor Angus Buchan is running his mouth again, but this time it looks like the majority of South Africans aren’t buying it.

Having previously spoken about how the Western Cape’s dams will be full by March, he has now shifted the blame for his failure to deliver on to the sinners and deviants who call Cape Town home.

You can watch that video here.

Now we know that when we poke fun at the pastor, bringing up things like his beliefs that homosexuality is a disease and women must submit to men, the angry emails and Facebook messages usually follow.

Oh, he also raised a woman from the dead – remember?

Anyway, back to present day. From way out of left field came this email, though, sliding into our inbox at around 7PM last night. Subject line – Please brother Angus.

Let’s dance:

Take a moment to gather yourself. Read that again, if you must.

If you see Angus on the street tell him that Peet and Wilna are praying for him. This is why democracy is flawed, because people like this get to vote.

We have asked that Wilma provide more information regarding the facts she received about the Zeitz MOCAA museum being a “a temple of Satan”, and shall keep you posted on any further developments.

Maybe she’s talking about Nicholas Hlobo’s ‘Iimpundulu zonke ziyandilenda‘:

Just a heads up, though – if you bought an annual membership for the museum then sorry, it’s basically a priority boarding pass for the gates of hell.

It’s all a little laughable, until you realise that people like this walk amongst us. They might even sit next to you on the bus, unless you happen to be a homosexual.

Anyway, tell the people you care about that you love them, because the Rapture might be just around the corner.

We leave you in the capable hands of Key & Peele, with their take on Satan and the Church: