The Ginger Prince never takes a moment off, does he?

He spent New Year’s jolling with Meghan in Monaco, and yesterday he was out and about visiting a radio station in London.

Now, just when you think he’s probably due a day in bed with his better half, he is firing off emails requesting help with a charity close to his heart.

It seems that Harry has chosen us, because earlier this morning we received a mail with the subject line “You are choosen as a Patron on “Save a child movement 2018“.

We’ll allow him the typo on “chosen”, because it comes from the goodness of his heart.

Here’s the email as we received it – strange that he doesn’t have a personalised email address, but I know people who still use Yahoo! Mail so we all have our crosses to bear:

From: “Prince Harry” <live4478@mail.tainan.gov.tw>

Subject: You are choosen as a Patron on “Save a child movement 2018”

Date: 10 January 2018 at 02:50:02 GMT+2

To: damon@2oceansvibe.com

Reply-To: princharry1984@tuta.io

Hello Friend,

My Name is Prince Harry of Wales, KCVO, commonly known as Prince Harry, the younger son of Charles, Prince of Wales, and Princess Diana. I was born on 15 September 1984. I was christened by the Archbishop of Canterbury at Windsor Castle on 21 December 1984.I am very happy to choose you as my friend, Tell me about your relationship with Humanity? What do you believe spiritually? (as far as what it takes to get to heaven) i would like to choose my patrons all over the world who will help me look after the charity home’s, because i am not a free man, always busy with some other charity home, all over the world.I want to also use this time to choose some of my loyal member’s who i can trust with me at all time. I need someone that will always stand by the truth and someone that i will take alone with me to other Charity home’s all over the world to see that we reach the life’s of the Poor and the Homeless kids this year.

My dear friend i want you to prove your honesty to me by Donating to does kids out there.One of the charity home called me recently asking for my help in building them School which i have on going project, i would like to put all my fans to join hands with me for the growth. and i asure you that your name will be among the published list of honored donors world wide. you will be issued a diplomatic passport to enable you move around with me to other foundations accross the world.

Here is the Email  [savethechildfoundation@ tutanota.com]  of the Charity Home which have not come up to standard, that i would like you as my friend to join hands with me in building then a School Contact the Director via and ask him on how you could Donate to the growth of the Charity Home.

My Regards
Prince Harry of Wales.

Hang on, we get a diplomatic passport if we donate? Talk about a bargain.

Almost as good as that time Lynne Brown, South Africa’s Minister of Public Enterprises, offered us more than R40 million for an over-invoicing error at Eskom.

You might want to warn your bleeding heart auntie or uncle that this is a scam, because my guess is that if they keep on sending them then they must be working.

Take a day off, Harry.