Hey Chris Brown, get f*cked mate.

In order to promote his new doccie, Chris Brown: Welcome to My Life, the piece of garbage musician has released a clip from the film.

It’s 11 minutes of him describing the evolution of his relationship with Rihanna, which he describes as a fairytale.

Up until the time he beat the living daylights out of her, of course.

A little background before you watch the video from Rolling Stone:

…on the night of Clive Davis’ 2009 Grammy party, Brown and Rihanna got into a major argument after the woman approached the couple at the celeb-studded fete. Brown remembers looking over at Rihanna and seeing her “bawling.”

After they left the party, he says he offered her his phone to look through as proof of his loyalty; she spotted a message from her and surmised that Brown had lied to her again.

“She starts going off, she throws the phone,” he says. “‘I hate you.’ Starts hitting me. We’re in a little Lamborghini. She’s fighting me. I’m like, ‘Look, I’m telling you the truth, I swear.’ … She hits me a couple of more times and it doesn’t go from translation to, ‘Let’s sit down, I’m telling you the truth.’ It goes to, ‘Now, I’m going to be mean, be evil.’

You see, she started it. Poor Chris.

He begins talking about that night from around the seven-minute mark:

If you have any sympathy for this guy then go ahead and search for the pictures of what Rihanna looked like after the beating.

Oh, and the other women who have accused Chris of similar behaviour.

Nah, won’t be watching this documentary.

[source:rollingstone]