Gordhan, Hanekom And Khoza In Line Of Fire Over Zuma Vote – The ANC will discipline three MPs who openly voiced their opposition to President Jacob Zuma ahead of last week’s motion of no confidence. [buslive]

369 Capetonians Fined For Ignoring Water Curbs – Fines range from R500 to R5 000‚ meaning the city may have netted anything between R184 000 and R1.8-million. [timeslive]

South African, 32, Found Dead In Mauritian Apartment – The body of a 32-year-old South African was found half naked in Grand-Baie Mauritius on Monday. [news24]

Grace Mugabe Escapes SA Police, Lands In Zimbabwe – She returned to her homeland on Tuesday from South Africa after failing to turn herself over to the South African police to face charges of assault.

THIS assault. I wonder if she was given a blue light brigade like Omar al-Bashir.

Hlaudi Motsoeneng Fails To Show Up For Court Case – He failed to appear in the Labour Court in Johannesburg on Tuesday to answer as to why he should not be held personally liable for the wrongful dismissal of the SABC8 journalists. [news24]

Falling Demand Hits Sandton’s Luxury Apartments – Developers have a surplus of high-end apartments on their hands as buyers retreat. [moneyweb]

This Automated, Crewless Cargo Ship Looks Like Every Pirate’s Dream – It was only a matter of time before the world’s first autonomous cargo ship was announced, but we can’t help feeling that there’s a risk they’re not addressing. [here]

In The Future, Your Body Won’t Be Buried… You’ll Dissolve – For centuries, humanity’s dead bodies have been either buried or cremated. Now, a growing movement is advocating for a cleaner, more sensitive alternative known as alkaline hydrolysis or ‘resomation’. [wired]

Take A Moment To Enjoy These Hilarious DIY Fails – If you have a few issues on the home front, a quick DIY fix might help you get through the tough times. They don’t always end well, of course. [here]

Tiger Woods Had THC, Four Other Drugs In System At Time Of Arrest – Medical marijuana is legal in Florida, where Woods was arrested near his home, but it is unclear whether he has a prescription for it. [washpost]

Gianluigi Buffon, Lionel Messi And Cristiano Ronaldo Shortlisted For Player Of The Year – The award will be presented at the 2017/18 Champions League group stage draw in Monaco on Thursday 24 August. [bbc]

She’s 98. He’s 94. They Met At The Gym – “A mutual friend said to me, ‘I’d like you to meet a very nice young lady,’” Mr. Mann recalled after chopping wood one recent morning at his mountaintop home. [nytimes]

How To Watch The Great American Eclipse Live, No Matter Where You Are In The World – The summer’s most anticipated celestial event is almost here, and anyone with an internet connection will be able to get a good look. [quartz]

The Truth Behind French Stereotypes, From Its Surly Waiters To Its Lousy Music – Yesterday was Napoleon’s birthday – what better time to examine the truth behind the most persistent French clichés? [telegraph]

15 Iconic Rihanna Moments – Superstar’s most memorable DGAF moments, from bringing a diamond-encrusted flask to Grammys to rolling a blunt on her bodyguard’s head. [rollingstone]

Another Woman Claims She Was ‘Sexually Victimised’ By Roman Polanski As A Teenager – a new woman, identified only as Robin M. to the press, has made new allegations against the director that claims he “sexually victimized” her in 1973 when she was 16 years old. [vulture]

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So These Guys Are Apparently The Top SA Winery Of The Past 10 Years – You’ve tasted Chocolate Block, right? Of course you have, somake sure you arrive at every dinner party with a bottle of the best [boekenhout]

How Can You Leave Your Dog At Home While You Go To Work? – You say he’s part of the family – yet you’d never leave your human child at home, alone, for the whole day. Drop that little rascal off at Proud Hounds and see the joy in his eyes! [proudhounds]

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