When I first saw the whole Kim Kardashian “kocaine” saga (with a K – get it), I knew something was up.

As an avid watcher of Keep Up With The Kardashians (it’s the only way I can spend quality time with my sister, ahem), fans know that Kim K hardly touches alcohol let alone drugs.

Fair, that might just be her television personality, but I dunno, sometimes you can tell if what a person is preaching is real or not.

Anyway, the controversy began with this picture:

The big red circle contains what most people immediately identified as two lines of cocaine. However, if that was the case, then the line in the smaller circle would be coke, too, surely? Never.

First, Kim K replied to the accusations with this tweet:

Eish, sugar perfectly cut into two suspicious lines? Poor move Kim.

However, after she returned home from whereever she had been, she quickly debunked rumours with the video below, saying:

 “I have kids. It’s just not my lifestyle. I’ve never been like that.”

Real, guys:

Just a marble table 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/5GA14ptvqy

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) July 12, 2017

Next time, can you please remove that filter, Kim? Thank you.

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