Mix alcohol, more alcohol and a touch more alcohol and you’re left with this – dubbed by The Sun to be ‘Lust Orders’.

Decent pun work, and the rest of the article is suitable salacious, too.

This video below takes place outside of Leicester Arms in Soho, Central London, and even features a busker playing the accordion.

Who says you can’t have it all?

How’s this for a description:

At one stage the woman, in her 20s, performs a sex act on him as her bearded lover gropes her bum…

The randy pair kept up their display for 15 minutes as onlookers clapped, cheered and filmed.

A neon fish and chip sign in the background as well as the lights from a Nando’s helps to illuminate their sordid passion.

Nothing says love quite like a neon sign to illuminate that “sordid passion”.

Time for an eyewitness account:

“They were both very smartly dressed but had clearing been drinking heavily.

“They were going at it without a care in the world, I’ve never seen anything like it.

“When I heard them speak they were both well spoken and clearly British.

“At one point the bloke fell over he was so drunk but he just got up and started again.

“They must have been there for a good 15 minutes before a barmaid from the pub came outside and told them to move on but even then they just walked a few yards further down and started again in a shop doorway.

“Dozens of people saw them, you couldn’t miss them as it wasn’t even properly dark. We gave them a clap and a cheer as they walked off but I don’t think they noticed.’’

When that lust kicks in I guess everything else just becomes background noise.

[source:thesun]