Obama is spending his last days in office tying up a few ends, and also readying his résumé (HERE).

During a speech yesterday, Obama was talking about his baby, Obamacare, and compared it to a smartphone, noting that when a smartphone has a few bugs, you fix it. You don’t just throw it away…unless:

Unless it catches fire. Then you pull it off the market. But you don’t go back to using a rotary phone. You don’t say “well, we’re repealing smartphones.” We’re just gonna do the dial-up thing. That’s not what you do. The same basic principle applies here. We’re not gonna go back to discriminating against Americans with pre-existing conditions.

In your face.

Of course, this is playing too well into the hands of Apple. In case you missed it, you can get the new iPhone 7 and iPhone 7 Plus at Digicape now. Check their options HERE.

Here’s the clip, in case you don’t believe:

This is a simultaneous ??? on Samsung, Republicans and rotary phones. pic.twitter.com/HkHJeUfbL7

— Dan Diamond (@ddiamond) October 20, 2016

In other news, someone created a Grand Theft Auto V mod that turns the recalled, hazardous Galaxy Note 7 into an in-game weapon. Watch:

It’s a pleasure.

[source:theverge&theverge]