Report: Ecuador Has Been Sick Of Julian Assange ‘For Months’ – It doesn’t matter if you’re an anti-secrecy activist and they’re a leftist government critical of the United States—if you happen to be Julian Assange, everyone gets tired of your shit eventually. [giz]

#FeesMustFall: Thousands Expected To March To Union Buildings – The Tshwane Metro Police Department has warned of road closures as more than 3,000 students are expected to participate in a Fees Must Fall march. [enca]

UWC Suspends All Classes For 2016 – The University of Western Cape has suspended all face-to-face classes for the 2016 academic year. [tlive]

Trump Refuses To Say He Will Accept US Election Result – Hillary Clinton describes her rival’s comments as “horrifying” during the bad-tempered final live TV debate. [sky]

Trump: I Didn’t Apologize To Melania – In the third debate, Hillary Clinton slammed Donald Trump for belittling women while the GOP candidate insisted he had nothing to apologize for. [beast]

Tesla To Make All New Cars Self-Driving – Electric carmaker Tesla says all cars it now builds will have hardware needed to drive completely on their own. [bbc]

Travis Kalanick Says Uber is Becoming A ‘Robotics Company’ – In case anyone still had doubts that Uber sees driverless cars as the future of its business, the company’s CEO just cleared things up. [mash]

Genius Invention Will Stop Cape Snakes From Invading Your Home Over The Summer – I’ve dealt with two puff adders first hand in Camps Bay, and with a now with a cabin in the Klein Karoo mountains, snake awareness is not something I skimp on. [here]

Another North Korea Intermediate Range Missile Fails After Launch – North Korea fired a missile that failed immediately after launch early on Thursday, the U.S. and South Korean militaries said, hours after the two countries agreed to step up efforts to counter the North’s nuclear and missile threats. [reuters]

Muslim Convert Jailed Over Killing Of Rival In Power Struggle At London Mosque – A Muslim “Emir” who orchestrated the contract killing of his former friend in a power struggle over their west London mosque has been jailed for life. [es]

We should add that he is the brother on Boney M’s lead singer. Just putting it out there. 

Stephen Hawking Says Artificial Intelligence Could Be Humanity’s Greatest Disaster – The invention of artificial intelligence could be the biggest disaster in humanity’s history, Professor Stephen Hawking has said, warning that if they are not properly managed, thinking machines could spell the end for civilisation. [tele]

And a quick funny from Barack Obama..

Brangelina: Maddox Jolie Pitt Refuses To See Brad – Report – Maddox Jolie -Pitt did not join his brothers and sisters on their first visit with father Brad Pitt since the Brangelina split. [stuff]

Lionel Messi Scores Three As Barcelona Smash Man City 4-0 – Three quick thoughts from Barca’s 4-0 rout of Manchester City in Wednesday’s Champions League clash at the Camp Nou. [espn]

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Harry Redknapp’s Wife Sandra Seriously Injured In Freak Car Accident – The wife of England football personality Harry Redknapp is in hospital after he accidently ran over her in his car, according to British reports. [stuff]

BuzzFeed CEO: I Heard Ivanka Trump Talk About “Mulatto Cocks” – Ivanka Trump called the story “a complete and total lie,” while the Republican candidate’s campaign is demanding an apology. [bf]

Lindsay Lohan Slams The U.S. And Lavishes Praise On Repressive Turkish Strongman Recep Tayyip Erdogan – The ‘Mean Girls’ star gave a bizarre interview on Turkish TV celebrating Erdogan’s uncompromising crackdown while claiming there was less freedom to express herself in the U.S. [beast]

Are You Being Ripped Off By Your Financial Advisor? There’s An Easy Way To Find Out [Video] – When someone takes you for a ride, it’s pretty devastating – and even more so when they are messing with your financial affairs. So here’s what you need to do. [here]

These Breast Cancer Detection Tips Could Save Your Life – Breast cancer has destroyed many lives in the past years, but there are preventative measures out there to limit its destruction. A few helpful pointers. [here]

Expect To See Some Crazy Halloween Costumes In The Cape Town CBD Next Saturday – Here’s Why – Still struggling when it comes to Halloween plans? Consider your Saturday sorted with a Day of the Dead -themed extravaganza right here in the CBD. [here]

Risqué Portraits And Hollywood Secrets From Photographer Marc Hom – “The camera is such an incredible weapon. It’s like a gun pointed right at your face,” says photographer Marc Hom. [cnn]

Watch Jimmy Kimmel Prank Kanye West Fans With Fake Furry Yeezy Sneakers – Jimmy Kimmel continued his streak of poking fun at the hype surrounding the drop of a new line of Kanye West’s Yeezy shoes Tuesday night, showing a clip on Live! in which his crew pranked random passerby with the non-existent Yeezy Boost 2000. [time]

New ‘Willy Wonka’ Movie Coming From ‘Harry Potter’ Producer & Warner Bros – A decade after the disappointing and sometimes nauseating remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Warner Bros. is planning another movie with Willy Wonka. [stash]

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