No, they’re not making another movie where someone dons the Joker’s face paint and takes method acting to its limits.
Jared Leto just did that in Suicide Squad anyway, proving that sometimes you really can try too hard.
We’re talking about one of Batman’s toys, that sick Bat-Pod motorbike he rides whilst zooming around Gotham’s streets.
Here, let’s jog your memory:
Pretty sweet ride, and now you can actually own that beast above. Here’s BBC:
The monstrous two-wheeler — which is expected to fetch as much as £80,000 (R1,6 million) — is of unconventional architecture, requiring it to be piloted with the rider in a prone “Superman” position.
It is steered with arms and shoulders, freeing hands to operate the functional laser sights and non-functional .50-calibre machine guns, 40mm cannons, and grappling-hook launchers. This bike was one of eight that roared through the movies, and suffers a few dings from filming and associated publicity tours.
Something tells me this gem would be great for busting through rush hour traffic, although there is one little problem:
Sadly, you won’t be able to ride this one away from the auction, your Dockers flapping in the wind as you make your thunderous exit; this one is a project bike. According to the auction listing, “This vehicle is sold in non-functional ‘rolling only’ condition. It is drained of all fluids, and the battery, fuel tank and throttle controls have been removed.” It’s the ultimate bucket case for the garage rebuilder, especially if your garage is a giant cave.
Seems like quite a bit of work, which is why we’ll stick to the tried and tested way of beating the traffic. You know, hopping on a Vespa and beating all the housemates home for prime spot on the couch and last night’s leftovers.
Or you could fork out that R1,6 million…
[source:bbc]
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