Did you know you can sell your soiled panties online and make cash dollar? Literally. Cash. Dollar.
I found myself in this conversation with a group of girls a few months ago, and we ended up creating a business model. But the next morning, when sober thoughts returned, I quickly gave up the idea.
You see, people pay quite a lot of money for dirty underwear – and the longer you wear them, or the more you “play” in them, the more you can charge for them.
You can make a pretty decent living off it, because, well, who wouldn’t want a pair of “deliciously wet panties”?
That’s how private blogs run by girls who are selling their undies advertise their wares. Here’s an example of the different packages:
Wondering what a “cum lollipop” is? You can read that one for yourself HERE.
The dollar sign represents various amounts. For some, like Carly’s Used Panties, a pair of used panties starts at around R300. For others, it can be R1300 – it just depends on the demand.
And these girls treat it seriously. Carly’s ‘About Me’ section is ridiculous – read with caution:
I love the thought that my dirty used panties are being enjoyed by men all over the Globe, that they’re indulging in my worn knickers and tights, to bring sexual pleasure. I like nothing more than to get home after a long shift, take off my wet panties and send them straight out to you, so you’re able to fully enjoy my moist scent.
Most days, sometimes before, sometime after I go to work, I have a little ‘me’ time to think about what my wet panties do to you when you’re sniffing and licking them, which gets me so excited – I love the thought that you’re smelling me, it makes me wetter and even more dirty! I like it the most when Guys ask me to wear my panties for more than 24 hours, as I really feel like I’m sending out items totally consumed in me and my smell.
You can ask me to do most things in your panties, I love giving my customers the most fun from my used underwear and genuinely enjoy being dirty in them for you. When I post them off to you I imagine what excitement you’re going to get from my dirty, wet panties – it gives me a little tingle! I welcome photos of you in my panties too, so I can share a little of the fun myself
Yay!
Is it legal? Pretty much – it’s considered ‘used clothing’ and there’s nothing wrong with that.
It’s’ a lucrative underground business, so much so, a Japanese mock ad was created to spoof buyers:
So whether you’re a girl looking to get into the business, or a guy looking to get your hands on some dirty underwear, Cracked.com did a wonderful break down of the ins and outs of selling soiled panties -and bras! – online.
Just read HERE, you prospective entrepreneur.
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