Donald Trump and his tiny, childlike hands – if you haven’t yet seen someone mocking him about it, then you’re not paying enough attention.
We’ve covered Trump talking about his five-fingered food shovelers HERE, where he also guaranteed that he had no problem in the pecker department.
That’s the man many want to be president of America, talking about the size of his penis in a televised live debate – just so we are on the same page.
I’ll pull a little section from that article we mentioned above for a start:
In 1988, Spy Magazine called him a “Short-Fingered Vulgarian,” which Trump interpreted as a threat to his masculinity. As recently as 2015, the spray-tanned plum would send letters to the original author of said amazing phrase, including an image of his circled hand with these words written in gold Sharpie: “See, not so short!”
Vanity Fair have written a wonderful piece on the hands story HERE, it’s worth a read if you’re after a hearty chuckle.
Now the Hollywood Reporter are offering you the chance to actually print out Donald’s hands, so that you may see how you shape up in comparison.
This ain’t life-size, but here’s what you’ll be dealing with:
That printout can be found HERE – some of the facts on how his hands stack up:
The scientifically objective results: Trump does indeed have hands just below average size, particularly for a man standing 6-foot-2. According to various human anatomy websites, the average-height American adult male (5-foot-10) has an average hand size (measured from the tip of the middle finger to the wrist) of 7.44 inches [18,9 cm]. Trump’s measures 7.25 inches [18,4 cm]. (His shoe size, incidentally, is reportedly 12, but THR editors have so far been unable to locate a Trump footprint).
His shoe size is 12, and incidentally that’s also the age he acts when anyone challenges him on something he says.
You’re stupid, you’re stupid, that’s guys stupid – and this montage was made in January, which means it doesn’t contain all this year’s ‘stupids’.
Stupid is as stupid does, dear Donald.
[source:hollywoodreporter]
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