Does anyone else think it’s kinda weird how every political leader in our country has the full support of Jesus – I know he / she / it is omnipotent, but can we end fence-sitting and ask that Jesus finally takes a side?

We joke, we joke, calm yourself please.

So just how does Jesus spell the end of the ANC, and how do we know this? Jacob Zuma of course, our own all-knowing leader, on the campaign trail north of Tshwane.

That’s probably long overdue, considering the ANC’s plummeting popularity in the area (HERE).

This from the Mail & Guardian:

Zuma said that people needed to accept that the ANC would rule until Jesus Christ came back. “I hear people complaining when we say the ANC will rule fully until Jesus comes back but we have been blessed. Pastors have prayed for us,” he said.

Yep, when Jesus touches down for that long-awaited return we may finally see the end of ANC rule. Also this from JZ – is he having a go at Mmusi or Julius?

He also took a swipe at other political parties and said their leaders never spoke about their own parties, but were more interested in talking about the ANC. “There is a young man, every time he opens his mouth, he says ANC. When are we going to hear about your party?”

Anyway Jesus, if you’re not too busy answering prayers and welcoming musicians through the Pearly Gates, any chance you could swing by and kick the ANC to the curb?

[source:mg]