If you love a good soap opera, complete with all the twists and turns, politics is usually fairly decent viewing.
British politics at present, however, is more reserved for those who can’t help but stare at a road accident as they drive past.
In the wake of Brexit the wheels have really come off, and nowhere is that more apparent than in the race to become the next British prime minister.
Yesterday saw Boris Johnson, Donald Trump’s hair protege, rule himself out of the running, a decision that sent shock waves reverberating around the world.
That was before everyone caught wind of why, with this below from the Daily Beast:
[he] was forced to pull out of the race when his own campaign manager betrayed him in spectacular fashion.
Johnson is widely thought to have campaigned for Britain to leave the European Union in last week’s referendum as part of a cunning plot to seize the leadership of the Conservative Party from his old school friend David Cameron…
At times of great crisis, true leaders step forward. Johnson hesitated, then prevaricated, and then angered his Conservative colleagues with a mealy mouthed newspaper column that appeared to show he was wavering about fully pulling Britain out of the European Union.
Michael Gove [human toad, pictured below], who ran the Leave campaign with Johnson, was always more of a true believer. In a statement that shocked Westminster on Thursday, he announced he would quit his role as Johnson’s campaign manager and put himself forward for the party leadership.
“I have come, reluctantly, to the conclusion that Boris cannot provide the leadership or build the team for the task ahead,” Gove said.
Within minutes of the statement, members of Parliament who had pledged their support to Johnson were abandoning him in favor of Gove. Alex Salmond, Scotland’s former first minister, described Gove on Thursday as “Lord Macbeth.”
So stunned was Boris by this betrayal, that the next time he took to the podium he went one better:
He said this was “a time not to fight against the tide of history but to take that tide at the flood and sail on to fortune.”
At this point only the most well-tuned literary ears would have noticed that Johnson was paraphrasing the words of Brutus from Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar…
And we all know the fate that befell old Julius.
Here’s another account of just how underhanded Gove’s actions were, this time from the Telegraph:
Sir Lynton Crosby, Boris Johnson’s campaign manager, was making final preparations for the formal announcement of Mr Johnson’s Tory leadership bid when his phone rang at 8.53 on Thursday morning.
“Hi Lynton, it’s Michael Gove here,” said the voice on the other end. “I’m running.”
“Running what?” Sir Lynton replied.
“I’m running for the leadership myself.”
Sir Lynton was stunned. With two hours to go until the launch of Mr Johnson’s leadership bid, Mr Gove, the man who was supposed to be making up the “dream ticket” with him, had not so much stabbed him in the back as run him through with a pikestaff.
…Sir Lynton asked Mr Gove whether he had told Mr Johnson. He had not, but said he intended to. The call, however, was never made…
Mr Johnson’s most loyal friends were apoplectic. One described Mr Gove’s behaviour as “utter treachery”, and suspicions quickly surfaced that Mr Gove had intended all along to use the popular Mr Johnson to win the referendum vote before ambushing him at the last moment.
“Gove is a —- who set this up from start,” said one, bluntly. Could they be right?
One politician said that the current backstabbing climate made the House of Cards look like Teletubbies. This is class:
As Mr Gove entered the Members’ Tea Room in Parliament on Thursday afternoon, there were no cheers or applause. The only greeting from five MPs who were in the room was: “—- off.” Politics is indeed a dirty business.
The dirtiest – good thing it attracts such an unscrupulous bunch willing to play ball then.
[sources:dailybeast&telegraph]
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