Oh Andre Slade, the moment you appeared in front of the cameras and started ranting about the Bible it was clear you were three sandwiches short of a picnic.

You can see those video clips HERE – he might look like a hippie but he ain’t preaching love and light.

In fact you’d be forgiven for thinking he might be the leader of a cult, with the members soon to drink the red punch and ascend to the pearly white gates of redemption.

All that came before a reader sent us this gem, a link to a website punting the book Slade has written. It’s titled ‘Where To From Here’, and this is the banner across the top of that website:

We’re going to start with the press release he posted on September 11, 2014 – some excerpts below:

Living on the East coast of Africa, where he was far enough away from the city and its possibilities gave him time for introspection. He became obsessed with putting in his penny’s worth of advice from his perspective.

He soon came to realize (sic) that his perspective was unique and that he was receiving guidance on his Odyssey. He realized that his answers lay in knowing where we came from, that way he would be able to see where we were going. It took him on the most amazing journey into history to where he found himself.

But there was more. On his way he cracked the Tesla 369 code and started blogging while completing the second edition of the book. The code triggered am immaculate conception which is still growing. The conception awakened his true spirit which in turn awakened his equal opposite. Katarina spontaneously booked a one way ticket to Africa to meet up with her Prince of Peace of whom she had always dreamt.

Together, their journey as the new Royal couple is unfolding. The start of the New Kingdom. This incredible read is bound to make your stomach bitter but your lips sweet. It is the book of Revelation 10 superlatively written and verified ascorrect and true

That cult theory isn’t looking so far-fetched all of a sudden, now is it?

Also we will unpack that Tesla 369 Code reference a bit later, we still have much to enjoy before then.

Head over to that ‘author’ tab and you got yourself further insight into what’s happening between Slade’s ears. Pay attention to that Bible talk and Revelations:

I started writing Where to from here in July 2009 and published the first edition two years later. As I got drawn deeper into the subject I had chosen, my connection to humanity became stronger.

The realization of who I was became clearer and more scary as I stepped closer towards finding my connection to the Bible and specifically to Revelation. At first I thought of it as coincidence but the evidence just became stronger and clearer.

I knew the book offended people to the extent that they could not get past the first chapter, but it was closest to the truth so I carried on digging and writing regardless. By the time Katie arrived, I was convinced about who I am and asked her to disprove my perception from any angle she possibly could.

It was quite incredible to see her so attached to the Bible. Being a certified genius of logics (Genius logicus), she made sense of most of what I had to say in no time and I suppose never having been exposed to religion was a definite advantage.

Yes, great news that dearest Katie is a certified genius of logics. Seriously, they’re not making it up – there’s a certificate and everything:

I just want you to read one last ramble of his, if you would be so kind. This one is under the ‘Planets’ tab:

The Tesla 369 code confirmed the theory with regard to the planetary precession. Heliocentrism is primitive and incomplete in its description. Earth does not revolve around the Sun in one year.

She revolves with the Sun but slower, taking 25920 to complete one orbit. This is known as a Great Year. The problem is that Astronomers are not taking the rotation of the Sun’s magnetism into account. If we did orbit the Sun as believed, we would see the back of it six months of the year and not almost the same sky every night.

That means that we are turning with the Sun but spinning in the opposite direction in our primary orbit as is almost everything else in our solar system. The equatorial velocity is 90 degrees east at midday. His axis rotation being opposite to ours creates the illusion of moving around Him fast.

The couple admit to growing their own weed and smoking it, and by the sound of things they’re cultivating something of a super strain there in Sodwana Bay.

How about you share the zol and keep the racist rants to yourself?

If you want to have a dig around that website just head over HERE.

Thanks, Eugene.