Arg, can we just talk about Taylor Swift publically meeting Tom Hiddleston’s family the other day? Arg, arg, arg.

Now that that is out of my system, let’s see what her very recent ex Calvin Harris has to say.

According to the ever scandalous TMZ, Harris finds it amusing that Taylor’s already met Tom’s mother. Quoted sources reveal he thinks it’s “fucking laughable”, and that he is “bewildered and astonished” about it all.

According to another insider, whenever Calvin asked Taylor to meet his parents, Taylor would say it’s too far away.

But things get even more scandalous. According to another source, Harris thinks TSwiftles is hanging on to Tom to secure a Bond-girl role as he has been in the running to be the next Bond.

Cosmo has the whole fan theory down:

Instead of a real-deal romance, Hiddleswift’s actually been scouting locations for the next Bond film this whole time. Tom’s already locked in the movie role but is keeping it under wraps. The plot begins with Bond’s Rhode Island vacation getting interrupted by a secret mission. Bond heads to Nashville, where he meets a singer-turned-assassin named Catastrophe Jones. They fall in love. They take on the bad guys in England and Rome. Calvin makes a cameo, somehow.

Gross.

I prefer the other fan theories, especially the one about the rock pile.

[source: cosmopolitan]