Every friend group has that one guy who insists on wearing crummy old banana hammocks, despite the protestations of those subjected to the odd ball popping out.

Thankfully that guy in my group has ended up dating a real treat, who finally rid us of ‘The Curse of the Cotton Speedo’. A hearty thanks from all, but the point is that it shouldn’t take a persuasive girlfriend to turn things around.

Jocks are where it’s at, and they don’t come much finer than the stroke of 95% bamboo against your nether regions. We’re talking about Sexy Jocks, the new line from the folks who brought us Sexy Socks.

Here’s what they have to say about these beauts:

Ya no, look, you just can’t dispute that bamboo is the best material for any item of clothing. We’ve seen it with our socks – how once you’ve invested (yes, we said invested, because this is serious stuff) in a pair, it is incredibly difficult to go back to the stock standard cotton socks.

We believe in the power (and comfort) of bamboo so much, that we’ve decided to start catering for other body parts, too. Starting with some incredibly important body parts at that. Drumroll… meet the Sexy Jocks!

Made from 95% bamboo (you do not get any softer or more breathable than this, guys), they sport an awesome chequered waistband for those times that you’re dishing out epic high fives at the bar and your t-shirt lifts ever so slightly.

If you ever take any advice from us, let this be it, bud: You want to own a pair of these. You need to own a pair of these. Trust us.

You had me at soft and breathable.

Come now, don’t be THAT guy – treat yourself to a decent pair of undergarments and let someone else fly the banana flag.

While you’re at it check out the wide range of funky socks on offer HERE and make your pick – for every pair you buy Sexy Socks will donate a pair to a schoolkid in need.