Since I first set eyes on the Tiger Tiger Relaunch event page I’ve been laughing –  it’s almost as good as 9gag, only because I can relate to a lot more of the content as a former once-a-year Tiger Tiger attendee.

I never did enjoy going there with the aim of getting f*d out of my mind, in the hopes some boy in a collared shirt would take an interest in my batting eyelashes.

I mean, my school friends did and so I tagged along to spend some time with them during vac. But half way through the night they would find a throat to stick their tongue down and I would find someone like me, someone who didn’t want to be there.

I am not alone, as is evident from the roasting their relaunch party announcement has received these past few days. Check yesterday’s story HERE, people had zero chill.

I’m going to give you a little update for your entertainment then – welcome to Tiger Tiger Relaunch Shred Part II.

This is how I feel:

This is how I might feel if I were their PR team (although I think everything is done in house):

If an unusual amount of black boys hit on you, here’s the reason:

Then, there are the polls:

And another:

At the time of writing this, the official Tiger Tiger – Cape Town page had posted this:

But they had changed their cover pic from this:

To this (sponsor included):

So we’re still waiting for the hell that will follow.

But, in the mean time, check what the new owners released earlier this year – to no avail:

To finish it off, there was this:

Let the good times continue!