Save for a few days when Beyoncé dropped Lemonade, and everyone was talking about ‘Becky with the Good Hair‘, the world’s most famous mop belongs to The Donald.

It blows this way, it blows that way, and sometimes it seems to have a mind of its own. That’s a good thing, because the man beneath the mop could use all the help he can get.

Now Gawker have gone deep into enemy territory, an anonymous tipster setting in motion a full-scale investigation into why Trump rocks a pigeon nest atop his noggin.

Let’s join in the fun:

Trump’s hair is not his own, costs tens of thousands of dollars for installation and upkeep, and comes from a man as mysterious as Trump is bombastic.

This solution that Trump, our tipster says, sought for his hair woes is a little-known, patented hair restoration treatment called a “microcylinder intervention.” It’s only performed by one clinic that we know of— Ivari International—where our source once sought treatment, and where he says he learned of Trump’s apparent patronage. What’s more, Ivari’s New York location was inside Trump Tower—on the private floor reserved for Donald Trump’s own office.

That’s just the tip of the iceberg – they soon went full Sherlock:

In the picture below, for instance, you’ll notice a sporadically arranged hairline that seems to be hanging on for dear life. And then there’s that flap.

How is that section of hair so thick compared to the hair around it? And where, exactly, does the hairline start?

And then there’s this.

How can one possibly comb natural, human hair so that it lies comfortably in such a shape? Hair that grows naturally from a head will not—cannot—form the web we see laid bare in the thinning section of scalp curtain above.

Adding to the question of the provenance of Trump’s hair is its motion, or lack thereof. Natural hair, even when heavily doused in product, does not move as if it exists apart from the scalp itself. And yet, that is precisely what we see with Trump’s candy-colored head rug.

Come on, you know you’re kinda interested in seeing where this all goes.

Read the full investigation HERE – because you’re worth it.

[source:gawker]