Sunday, March 30, 2025

Feeling Blessed? You Need To Learn About The Latest SA Gifts For Sex Lingo

The world is full of wealthy older men and their 'easy on the eye' much younger ladies, but here at home we're going in for the kill.

You’ve probably heard the words ‘blessed’ and ‘blesser’ thrown around of late, and I’m not referring to the hashtags on your friend’s Instagram where she thanks the universe for her gluten-free Sunday lunch with friends.

So blessed.

No, we are actually talking about how a site called Blesserfinder is making serious waves around the country. I think you know where this is going, but here’s a little insight from the Sunday Times:

If you haven’t been paying attention, a website called Blesserfinder exists to match “blessers” – rich old married men – with “blessees” – poor young single women.

I’m sure I don’t need to spell out the mechanics but I will anyway. It works like this. Once blesser and blessee (or, if you prefer, she who is blessed) have connected, they enter into a transaction whereby the blesser provides regular money and gifts to the blessed in exchange for, well, you know the rest.

Yeah, that sounds distinctly like a transaction whereby sex is exchanged for money.

Would that make the owners of Blesserfinder pimps? Not according to THIS site, which is worth a read for the owner’s justification alone.

So what does a post from a blessee looking for a blesser look like? Here’s a screenshot from BlesserAds:

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Yes those ads do come with pictures, no I’m not that much of a dick that I would include them.

I like the emphasis on ‘especially financially’ in both, which I think makes it all pretty clear what’s going on.

Dress it up how you like, those ‘blessers’ are in for a good time.

[sources:sundaytimes&blesserads]

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