Fifa Bans Three More Former Safa Officials – Former Safa chief executive Leslie Sedibe is among three officials banned by FIifa for violating the soccer governing body’s code of ethics. [mg]

Syria Conflict: Russia’s Putin Orders ‘Main Part’ Of Forces Out – In a surprise move, Russian President Vladimir Putin has ordered his military to start withdrawing the “main part” of its forces in Syria from Tuesday. [bbc]

ANC March Over Hani Killer’s Release – The African National Congress will on Monday embark on a march to the Constitutional Court to protest the imminent release of Janusz Walus who assassinated Chris Hani 23 years ago. [iol]

George Man Gets 37 Life Sentences – A 51-year-old George father has been handed 37 life sentences for raping seven of his young daughter’s friends.[ewn]

China on Donald Trump: Have Fun With Your “Democracy,” Idiots – The Global Times, China’s state-run newspaper, used this morning’s editorial space to weigh in on the farce that is our current electoral spectacle. The 500-word smirk essentially boiled down to: How’s that whole democracy thing working out now, dumbfucks? [gawk]

Donald Trump’s Rise Sparks Alarm In Japan – As polls open for US primaries in Ohio and Florida, the political elite in Tokyo is starting to confront a disconcerting idea: that their indispensable US ally could actually elect Donald Trump as president. [cnbc]

Volkswagen Faces A New Multi-Billion Dollar Lawsuit From Investors – The fallout from Volkswagen’s 2015 emissions scandal is far from over, with 278 institutional investors filing a lawsuit against the automaker in Germany for damages of $3.6 billion on Monday. [time]

Top Gear’s Apology Proves Just How Much The Show Is Missing Clarkson And His Balls – Filming in Whitehall is hardly Top Gear’s most provocative stunt – anything short of a diplomatic incident is lightweight in comparison to the Clarkson days. [ind]

Amazon May Soon Let You Pay Using A Selfie – Amazon wants you to be able to authorize a transaction with a selfie, so now you’ll have to make sure you’re looking halfway decent when you’re doing some late-night, online shopping. [mash]

Standard Bank’s Racist Tweet Guy Has Resigned – Chris Hart has resigned from his position as Standard Bank’s investment strategist. [enca]

Cape Town McDonald’s Night-Shift Workers Killed In Shootout – Two McDonald’s employees were killed and five injured early on Monday after a vehicle taking employees home was fired on – allegedly by police who were pursuing suspects involved in a petrol station robbery nearby. [tlive]

I Know Nothing About The Guptas: Gordhan – South African Finance Minister Pravin Gordhan on Monday reluctantly tackled allegations that the influential Gupta family had offered the position of finance minister to deputy minister Mcebisi Jonas before President Jacob Zuma had fired his predecessor Nhlanhla Nene. [iol]

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David Beckham ‘Bailed Out Wife Victoria’s Fashion Empire – With £5.2million after designer brand lost £3.8million in a year’ [dm]

NFL Acknowledges Link Between Football, Brain Disease – An NFL official has acknowledged a link between football and the brain disease CTE for the first time. [abc]

Ben Affleck Breaks Silence On Jennifer Garner’s Candid Vanity Fair Interview – Jennifer Garner recently cemented her role as one of America’s sweethearts with a deeply personal and unflinchingly honest profile in Vanity Fair. [huff]

Justin Bieber’s Instagram Crush Cindy Kimberly – Stars In New Fashion Campaign — Pics [hollif]

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