A quick survey of the office reveals that half of those present had a MySpace page, although due to their lack of world fame those profiles will probably remain undiscovered.
We may use them at a later stage for blackmail purposes and free drinks, but I don’t see the masses digging deep to find them.
Not so for T-Swift, after what was allegedly her old profile came to light. Take for example this gem, her first MySpace picture:
Yeah, that girl can spell yo. Then this, which is actually from an appearance on CSI and not the typical MySpace goth emo pic:
It’s the comments that are drawing the most attention though, with these from Jezebel:
Just a little reminder to you that, even though the semester may be over…
I’m still quite obsessed with you.
haha fuck sewing machines.
lovelovelove
-T-
And…
uhhh…
“I shot some guy with a flare gun”
-sahara
best line ever.
Not forgetting…
Guess who has a thing for you.
The hottest guy in the world.
Whats the mixture of a tiger and a lion?
A WHORE.
think about it.
Then these screengrabs from Buzzfeed, which has a whole bunch more if you still give a toss:
I guess now we wait and see if T-Swift will confirm or deny all of this.
Also bye MySpace, go quietly into the night.
