You know the popular old song about Hitler only having one ball right?
Fine, just to ensure everyone is clued up I will include the lyrics to the playground ditty:
Hitler has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert Hall
His mother, the dirty b*****,
Cut it off when he was small
Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler has something sim’lar,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.
Well now researchers claim that in addition to being a Uni-Baller Hitler suffered from another downstairs defect, outlined here in the Telegraph:
Hitler suffered from a condition called hypospadias which left him with an abnormally small manhood, according to historians Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie.
In their book Hitler’s Last Day: Minute by Minute, they say they have uncovered medical records which confirm the Fuhrer’s embarrassing deformity.
The condition is so severe that sufferers have to urinate from a hole at the base of the shaft, instead of the tip…
“Hitler himself is believed to have had two forms of genital abnormality: an undescended testicle and a rare condition called penile hypospadias in which the urethra opens on the under side of the penis,” Mr Mayo and Ms Craigie wrote.
The discovery could offer some explanation as to why Hitler was allegedly afraid of being seen naked and the cause of his famed fits of rage.
In addition to that micropenis I’m inclined to believe he suffered from what I call a microbrain, an affliction shared with many of the world’s current political crop.
Adolf if you’re downstairs in the fiery pits of hell here’s a friendly suggestion – why couldn’t you just buy a Porsche like everyone else?
[source:telegraph]
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