Life is tough, and all this day-to-day adulting is enough to make me want to pack it in from time to time.

It’s moments like those that I dream of having my feet up whilst someone massages out the gnawed and knotted muscles that hold me together, but then I remember what my bank balance looks like and I settle for a soak in a hot bath and copious amounts of wine.

Now I love a special as much as the next person, but I’m not really the type who likes to bring out a folded up voucher when it comes time to pay. This is the 21st century y’all, and seeing as though we spend most our day glued to our phones it only makes sense to have a world of savings on those devilish little devices.

We’re talking about the Entertainer 2-for-1 app of course, the easiest way to live like a king or queen without breaking the bank. The app will set you back R495, but if you use the code 2OCEANS at check out you’ll get it for R445,50.

We’ve already run you through the dining out savings (HERE, they’re nuts) and why every golfer in South Africa needs the Entertainer (HERE), now let’s get to beauty and fitness yo.

Let’s say for example you live in Cape Town and are the type who likes a pampering. What you’re looking at below is just a few of the spas etc you can visit, either with a friend or on your own, to start your saving.

If you book two treatments you will only pay for the most expensive of the two, or alternatively if you’re on your own you will be issued a complimentary voucher you can use for your FREE second massage.

Think about it – if you go for TWO treatments a year it has already more than paid for itself. I’m no scientist but that sounds like a good deal to me.

Quick heads up – if gym or fitness is more your thing check out towards the end of this post…

Yeah so that last one is a pole-dancing class, just thought I’d drop that in and check out the vibe.

So for those who prefer to get their kicks through a good workout session now comes the bit that might excite you. Check these 2-for-1 deals, the first is a men’s spa but after that it’s all fitness…

Don’t worry Durbs and Jozi, you guys have your own apps specific to each city.

We’re not yanking your chain here peeps, this app really is a must.