He may have won New Hampshire, the smug bastard, but that doesn’t mean the team responsible for The New York Daily News have to high five the voters responsible for that mess.

In fact they went with a rather different sentiment, a clown-faced image of Trump gracing the front cover with a nasty headline to boot. Let’s take a look:

I see they didn’t mince their words, and I have a feeling this won’t be all that popular with the brain dead over in New Hampshire. For more laughs let’s look at their story breaking the news of Trump’s victory:

Clueless New Hampshire voters handed billionaire bore Donald Trump a “yuge” victory in the first-in-the nation primary Tuesday, providing the mad mogul with a new round of ammo a week after a disappointing second-place finish in Iowa…

With more than 75% of the state’s precincts reporting, the bloviating businessman had the support of 35% of voters…

At a victory rally, Trump thanked the state’s “special” brainless voters who jumpstarted his momentum in the race…

Trump’s overwhelming victory came after days of outrageous comments that the mogul was apparently using to bolster his image as a blunt straight-talker.

On Monday night, he tore into rival Cruz, who edged him in last week’s Iowa caucuses, referring to him as a “pussy,” after a supporter yelled out the slur to a crowd.

The day before, he told supporters that he would “look in (the) faces” of Syrian refugee children seeking asylum in the U.S. and tell them, “You can’t come here.”

On Sunday, he said during a television interview that, when it came to interrogating terrorism suspects, he’d “go a lot further than waterboarding.”

You will know by now that we’re not Trump’s biggest fans but this attack makes us look rather timid in comparison.

Perhaps we’ll have to step it up a notch, especially considering the fact that it ain’t just New Hampshire that’s full of mindless zombies.

[sources:huffpost&nydaily]