Well, well, well, looking into the Oscar’s goodie bag might show you more about whose hands are in whose pockets than anything else regarding the event. The gift bag – which is given to all nominees of the Oscars – will reportedly be worth around $200 000 and contains a very random selection of gifts that all have a hint of nepotism.
Lash Fary, the owner of Distinctive Assets, is known for the ultimate product placement as well as placing the best gifts together in one bag. Commenting on this year’s Oscars “Everyone Wins” gift bag, he says:
Once again a blend of fabulous, fun and functional items meant to thrill and pamper those who may have everything money can buy but still savour the simple joy of a gift.
Thrill indeed. The list of items includes vampire breast enhancement, a vape and a trip to Israel (how the heck did that get in there, I wonder).
Here’s the full list:
Want more on that Vampire breast lift vibe? You asked for it:
Featured by Cosmopolitan, the new secret “must have” in Hollywood is the Vampire Breast Lift procedure which uses blood-derived growth factors to revive rounder cleavage without implants. Women can now also soften implant scars and irregularities (and restore sensation). Using technology used by plastic surgeons for years to help correct post-mastectomy scarring and to heal wounds, the Vampire Breast Lift procedure uses a woman’s own blood to improve appearance. Designed for zero downtime by Charles Runels, MD – the same physician who invented the Vampire Facelift.
Female nominees will also receive a $250 “arouser” offering “gentle suction and stimulation”
Notably, the bags are only given to nominees in the main acting and directing categories, assuring that the sponsored items will only be given to the most famous people at the ceremony. Don’t think for a second that anyone who spent their life savings on a nominated Best Documentary Short is going home with a $5,000 home spa system.
Imagine it was full of things that people actually wanted.
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