No Pornhub, I don’t want to meet that horny housewife who lives two kilometres away and I certainly don’t want to share this video across social media.
You know what I really would like though, the chance to gamble away my money with an erection to show for it. There must be a market for this, the popular porn site officially opening Pornhub Casino earlier this week.
Huffington Post has all the spicy details:
…participants can play roulette, Blackjack and even strip poker.
Most of the croupiers are Costa Rica women, but occasionally well-known porn stars like Monique Alexander or Dani Daniels are expected to fly down and work the roulette wheel or blackjack tables…
The carnal-themed casino’s focus is getting members to spend their wad rather than blow it, but there are some allusions to Pornhub’s main business.
The croupiers occasionally flash their breasts to players who ask nicely through a chat box. Also, a win on the online slot machine results in a quick scene from an adult movie.
Spend their wad rather than blow it, shout out to the writer for that gem. Back to the matter at hand:
One of the selling points the casino is using to attract players is the online video strip poker.
“It’s available in two options: public tables and friend’s tables,” [vice president Corey] Price said. “Our public tables are viewable by all players and anyone can join. Our friend’s table section includes those that only people in your friends list can access.
“We use webcams so everyone can see each other and speak to one another as though you would in a real setting. So yes, people who play will be visible.”
Sounds like the perfect way to ensure you get the sack at work. You need real balls to show your face on a site such as this – either that or you don’t give a toss.
[source:huffingtonpost]
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