Well I suppose here’s an edition of GQ that everyone can enjoy, the Adonis-like Cristiano Ronaldo and Brazilian supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio representing two rather good-looking human beings.

The magazine has dubbed it the Body Issue, and as you can see the male and female form are adequately represented. If you care about the story that graces the pages of the magazine here are a few extracts from the Ronaldo piece to make you green with envy:

He considers his reflection in the mirror: It is a good-looking face. His torso has so many defined muscles it looks borrowed from the Bodies exhibition, muscles without skin. His legs are smooth and tanned to the hip—a result of yacht holidays and the notorious habit he has of rolling his soccer shorts up at practice like girls on a high school cross-country team…

It goes like this [the shoot] for four hours, Cristiano often shirtless, his torso infested with abdominal muscles. There are abs that touch his nipples, abs that reach around to his back and up his neck to his brain…

…Ronaldo’s first answer to the first question I asked him about this day, this exceptional, extraordinary, Brazilian-model-stuffed, Ducati-straddled, tan-line-exposing, soccer-plus-filled day. I had asked him to describe it, to characterize it as best he could, to place it in context on the spectrum of all days ever for Cristiano Ronaldo.

“Normal day,” he’d said, doing the pffffsshh. “Normal day.”

Right then, let’s ogle.

Just remember guy and girls it’s easy to have the body that you want – you just have to want a shitty body.

Damn you Ronaldo, Messi would never have done this to us.

[source:gq]