Robocock anyone? Just me then, on with the story.

There’s chap called Mohammed Abad [pictured above] and he is a 43-year-old virgin, despite the fact that he was actually married once. His unfortunate circumstances stem from an accident at the age of six, his penis being destroyed as he was dragged over half a kilometre by a passing car.

Now, after 118 procedures over a five year period, Abad has an eight inch (20cm) bionic penis that’s fit for use. That makes quite the change from the previous 30 years, a 3cm tube having occupied the space where his penis should have been.

Since the procedures were completed the problem has been finding a willing partner, which is why Abad will be delighted that Charlotte Rose has volunteered her services.

Rose was actually Britain’s Sex Worker of the Year for 2013, meaning she is well equipped to teach Abad the ropes. Here’s the Daily Beast:

Rose, a high-end call girl who can earn up to $500 an hour, estimates that she’s slept with around 1,000 men but this will be her first bionic penis.

“I’ve not seen it yet, but I’m really, really excited and really, really honored.”

Rose, who is 35, and Abad have been planning their tryst in phone conversations over the last month. “I can’t wait to finally meet him—we spoke so much over the phone. He is excited. I don’t know if I’m more excited or him, to be honest.”

Who knows, maybe love will be in the air. Here are Abad’s thoughts on the matter:

“I never thought this day would come but now I’m ready to have some fun and sow my wild oats,” he said. “I’ve never felt like a full man but now I’m ready for my life to start and I’ve never felt so confident. I want to get the ‘virgin’ tag off my back as soon as possible.”

Good luck out there my friend, let’s hope in this case that all good things come to those who wait.

[source:dailybeast]