Imagine how filthy stinkin’ rich you’d be if you were paid R1 000 every time you whipped out your phone and took a snap? Scary isn’t it, which is why if you’re not entering our Corner Bakery competition you’re basically flushing money down the toilet.

What we’re about to show you is January’s competition winner, an absolute gem sent in by a chap called Matt Rosengarten. He seems like a ‘to the point’ kind of gentleman, given that this was the only text that accompanied the pictures:

This guy was spotted after the #ZumaMustFall march in Cape Town (sorry, it was at the Trendgen).

Yes that was back in December but it really was too good to ignore. And who is this mystery man? Let’s take a look…

Cue jokes about the fact that he was definitely in the middle of ordering a chicken and mushroom pie.

Now here is where the fun really starts – the guy in those pictures has 24 hours (until tomorrow at lunch time) to contact us (and prove it is really him) and he will walk away with a cool R1000 in cash money money.

If he fails to do so Matt will win the cash, proving that a simple point and click with your phone is all that is needed to win some moola.

Tick tock – if you know the chicken man be sure to let him know what’s cracking.

Just to run through all those rules once more to avoid any confusion…

To win the R1 000 do the following:

Find a Corner Bakery at an Engen QuickShop near you (there are tons all over the country) – check out their store locator map here.

Find someone spicy ordering or eating. This might take a few minutes so it would be best for you to go in the morning for a coffee fix or near lunch to smash a pie while you wait. We’ve posted some deals below to help your planning.

Take a picture of that spicy someone at the Corner Bakery and email it to editor@2oceansvibe.com with the subject line #2goodnot2share.

Every month we will publish the best picture received from you, our beautiful readers.

If the person in the pic doesn’t contact us within 24 hours, then you get R1 000 cash

If anyone is caught staging entries, they will be exposed and reported to the police. Quite hectic.

If they DO get in touch with us with proof that they are the person in the pic then THEY get the money and you get sweet nothing.

See, told you it was easy – now go forth and prosper.