These days you’re hard pressed to find a baby name that shocks people. After all we live in a world where celebrities have named their children Apple, Pilot Inspektor, Sage Moonblood, Audio Science, Diva Thin Muffin and Jermajesty.

Those are all for real, have a look for yourself HERE.

Here in the real world, where money and ego haven’t caused a loss of touch with reality, names tend to be a little more down the line. This means it often requires some sneakiness to trick your significant other into signing off on a baby name you’ve got your heart set on. The Telegraph reports:

Clare Smith of Blacktown, New South Wales, wrote into a popular daily magazine in Australia to reveal the red and white inspiration behind her beloved daughter’s exotic name.

To be fair it’s not the worst name going around, I don’t see the kid getting picked on mercilessly at school so maybe all’s well that ends well.

What are the chances that one day the mother of my child might buy ‘Eltsacwen’ as a viable baby name?

[source:telegraph]