Oh Shit – Cecil The Lion’s Hunter Has Been Abducted

This is one story that just won’t go away – every time it looks like the Cecil debacle is about to be put to bed something else comes along to stoke the fire.
Seriously – How Do You Ignore A R3 Billion Lottery Draw?

That’s what’s happening tomorrow. The longest rollover we’ve had in quite some time has amassed an outrageous $235 million, and with the weak rand, that converts into a staggering R3.1 billion. You’d be silly not to have a stab at it.
Woolworths Protesters “Know Who Is Still Shopping At Woolworths” And “Know Where You Live”

Pharrell Williams performed in Cape Town last night and the expected 40 000-strong protest wasn’t that at all, so instead we got some sarcastic comments.
Trump Banned From New York’s South African ‘Madiba’ Restaurant

Donald Trump may be leading the Republican polls but he isn’t all that popular amongst some South African restaurateurs. Tsek Trompies.
James Small Can’t Stop Tweeting Angry Messages About The Boks

James Small has always been a fiery character, and he wasn’t holding back after the Boks went down to Japan over the weekend.
Tuesday Morning Spice

Apple’s Electric car plans. Danny Jordan named in criminal complaint. 1,000s evacuated from Pollsmoor. Bitcoin for Greece? US solar investment in SA. Kendall’s nipple piercing. Driverless cars hit Netherlands’ roads. Apple Watch software update highlights.
Our Big 5 Springbok vs. Japan Internet Memes

Sometimes all you can do is laugh, right? Well at least we can try, so here are five of the best memes that emerged after Saturday’s defeat.
Local Government Bodyguards Reveal Dirt On VIP Bad Behaviour

When you’re tasked with ensuring the safety of South Africa’s political bigwigs you get to see the good, the bad and the ugly. These bodyguards are gatvol.
SA Government Is Trying To Increase The Hunting Quotas For Endangered Species – Including Lion And Leopard

South Africa’s government is slowly turning to our endangered wildlife to make money – and unless you object, will change the laws to do so.
This Tour Guide In Zimbabwe Is Getting Serious Heat For Provoking An Elephant [Video]

Most tourists who come to southern Africa want up close and personal encounters with our Big Five. I think this may have been a tad too much to handle.
This Is What Happens To Your Body When You Eat A Big Mac [Infographic]

I don’t think any of us are naive enough to think that chowing a Big Mac is healthy. You might be a little shocked at just what goes on inside that belly though.
Apple Removes Apps After Malware Found

Apple’s software got breached through a crafty malware hack that left app developers releasing updates with the ability to steal your personal information.
Radical Footage Of Tiger Shark Fisherman Attack Aftermath [Video]

Hawaii might be a surfer’s paradise but that doesn’t mean there aren’t sharks around to keep them on their toes. This tiger shark wasn’t mucking around.
The Medical Miracle Village Where Girls Mutate Into Boys At 12

There’s a village in the Dominican Republic that has a group of mutants in its midst – but instead of shunning them, the country recognises three sexes.
Here’s The Hilarious Opening Sketch From The 2015 Emmys [Video]

The Emmy Awards brought out the big guns for their opening sketch, one man’s ignorance of the TV landscape driving him to extreme measures.
If You Care – Here’s Kylie Jenner Squishing Her Breast Against Tyga’s Face [Video]

Kylie and Tyga are all over the Snapchat game, providing us with insight into their daily lives. Gah, boring.
The Penis And The Pig – David Cameron’s Shocking Oxford Initiation Revealed

Would you expect anything less than this as an initiation ritual for a club known for its decadence and debauchery in Oxford.
Jimmy Fallon Singing To Lionel Ritchie’s Head Is The Best Thing This Monday [Video]

Lionel and Jimmy get real intimate in the art room as they sing the 80s hit together.
You Can Make A Lot Betting On The Boks Now, As Betting Odds Plummet

As the dust settles from what was a rather shocking weekend the bookies aren’t all that confident about the Boks. Those odds are now much longer.
Shame – Your Car Doesn’t Come With Parking Assist Camera – We’ll Sort You Out

I think you’ll find that under great pressure we all find parallel parking a little troublesome. You really don’t want to be that person now do you.
The Cup Of Coffee That Led To The Springbok’s Most Embarrassing Loss Of All Time

Eddie Jones and his Japan team are the talk of the rugby world after humbling the Boks on Saturday. Turns out they were prepared for a tight finish.
All The Emmy Award Winners

Aaah, the Emmy’s – the show that honours the best in primetime television had its 67th show last night and the winners were legit, obviously.
You Know Trump’s Red ‘MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN’ Cap? They’ve Made A South African Version

Anyone in America can identify with the message on Donald Trump’s red cap, but not everyone identifies with Donald Trump. A local company believes the same is true for South Africans, but without the Donald Trump part.
F1 Race Halted As Man Casually Strolls Along The Track During The Race [Video]

It looks like one fan may have had a few too many after he was found having a relaxed Sunday stroll next to the race track in Singapore.
Monday Morning Spice

Biggest shock in rugby history. SA’s world corruption ranking. Trump on Obama Muslim controversy. The Pope and Castro. Is Alibaba a big fraud? Weird Emmy award moments. Hollywood legend dies. Selena emerges from the ocean.
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This Is How Fast Things Escalate In America – Watch Cops Deal With This Black Kid Jaywalking [Video]

As the world’s eyes open to the reality of the inhumane treatment of others, cell phones are becoming the best way to capture, share and discuss it.
Escape Artist’s Emergency Rescue Following Failed Water Tank Trick [Video]

Goodness gracious Spencer’s magic trick didn’t work! Poor guy, I hope his ego is okay. But as long as he has Criss by his side, I’m sure it will.
Stevie Wonder’s Lawyer Abused His Blindness With This Outrageous Contract Clause

If ever you need a reminder that you should read through things clearly before signing on the dotted line here it is. Not that Stevie had much choice.
It’s Ok, You Aren’t REALLY Addicted To Porn

Porn addiction is actually a self-diagnosed disease which doesn’t really exist – and condoning the belief creates more issues than not.