Everything You Need To Know About SARS Provisional Tax Payment Due On Wednesday

Taxes, shmaxes. However, thanks to our friends over at Galbraith Rushby, we can all understand everything there is to know about Wednesday’s provisional tax vibe.
Bo-Kaap Features In Mashable’s New Instagram List

Bo Kaap is not visited by many, but loved by those who have traversed its cobbled streets and soaked in its colourful houses.
You’re Aware Obama’s Half Brother Lives In Poverty And Collects Rubbish, Right?

Obama’s brother lives in a tin shack in Nairobi – but he is fine with his life and doesn’t want help from the American president. In fact, he dislikes Americans entirely.
The Daily Show Cast Ripping Off Trevor Noah In The Canteen [Video]

Trevor Noah takes the seat on set of The Daily Show as host tonight and assures everyone that things will be the same…at least most things.
Who Is the SA Actress Just Bust With R4.6m Drugs At OR Tambo?

In the latest drug bust, a South African actress has been stopped and found to have R4.2m worth of Pharmaceuticals on her.
The Ultimate Office Coffee Machine – The Philips Saeco Automatic Espresso Is R600 Cheaper Here

Coffee is essential but there’s nothing worse than a bad cup of Joe – so make sure you create the optimal experience and GET THIS NOW.
Woman Sends Robot To Queue For The The New iPhone 6S [Hilarious Images]

More pics on Lucy’s trip to the iGadget store to get her hands on the new iPhone 6s.
Parts Of Cape Town To Be Declared ‘Disaster Zones’ Due To Radical Crime Levels

Cape Town’s high levels of crime are so bad that the mayor is seeking legal advice for the declaration of disaster zones.
Holy Shit – Krejcir Had A Gun In His Cell And Was About To Escape

It seems that more ‘friends’ Krecjir has, the more enemies he makes as well – and the latest raid in his cell has foiled plans of attempted escape.
Monday Morning Spice (Part 2 of 2)

Bill Gates turned away at Sabi? Injuries as Fish Hoek yacht strikes whale. Prince Harry’s party mate in R1.4 billion private jet cocaine scandal. J-Lo sex tape in the works. Hamilton eclipses Senna. Blackberry goes Android.
Monday Morning Spice (Part 1 of 2)

JHB Businessman dies in hail of bullets at mother’s graveside. Jean de Villiers out of World Cup. SA Football’s Burger King deal. Pope cracks mother-in-law joke. Sepp Blatter not in a good place. King Mswati jet to be frozen. Chris Brown bounced.
Watch: Timelapse Of Bloodhound Super-Sonic Being Made

Check out the making of the Bloodhound Supersonic Car in this crazy timelapse video.
People Line Up For Days To Get Their Hands On The New iPhone 6s – Beaten By Robot

As buyers prepared to sit back and wait in line for the new iPhone 6s, a robot named Lucy joined the queue in Sydney.
Self-Proclaimed Grumpiest Woman Protests Almost Nude

Kay is fed up and has decided to do something about it by travelling with her wheelie bags and gluing herself to spaces.
Yikes! #IAmStellenbosch Campaign Backfires Tremendously

How do you challenge institutional racism? Create a campaign that uses cultural stereotypes to prove we’re all ‘one’.
This Yacht Island Will Blow Your Mind [Video]

Yachts are turning into islands now and the latest is testament to just how far engineers are willing to go to give billionaires goose bumps.
This Is Where You’ll Be Able To View The Blood Moon On Sunday Night

In the early hours of Monday morning, the moon is set to be show off all its tricks at once, changing colour, growing in size and hiding away from the sun.
Here’s Everything You Need To Have Water Misters At Your Crib

You should know by now that we got your back when it comes to preparing you for the upcoming summer.
Putin Calls Elton John For Realsies This Time

After a Elton John received a prank call from Russian pranksters, the real Vladimir Putin decided to stand up.
The Refugee Crisis Is Tame, According To Elon Musk [Video]

Elon Musk stood in front of a crow in Berlin to preach about the effects of climate change. The gist of it? The Syrian refugee movement is just the beginning of what is going to be a world wide phenomenon that’s going screw us all over.
Two Merc Drivers Refuse To Give Way To Each Other – For 40 Minutes [Video]

This is what happens when Merc drivers don’t get their own way – and even worse, when there are two in the exact same situation. Can you please just remove your head out your arse? Gosh.
Guns To The Head – Johannesburg Car Dashcam Captures Armed Robbery [Video]

Dashboard cams are actually a real thing and may help this Chinese national identify the three armed men who hijacked her in Jozi.
Foreigners Who Work With Lions To ‘Reintroduce Them To The Wild’ Are Part Of A Massive Con Game

Lion conservation reserves across South Africa are being questioned on their ethics – are they breeding lions just for hunting purposes?
Cheating Cape Town Woman In Ashley Madison Blackmail Bid

Just when you thought the Ashley Madison saga was over, users of the site are being blackmailed into paying bitcoin payments. A bit late for that now, no?
Wow – In Australia It Is Considered Bullying If You ‘Unfriend’ An Office Colleague

The Nanny State of all Nanny States has just ruled that deleting a colleague off Facebook is an act of bullying after two chicks got bitchy at work.
Friday Morning Spice
Now ‘Die Stem’ must fall. 700 killed in stampede. SA vs. Samoa. VW runs to Porsche. White House clarifies Putin meeting. SABC is a disaster. Cosby loses another honour. The ‘Kylie Jenner’ effect.
‘Normal Barbie’ Now With Pads And Gets Her Period [Video]

Oh, goodness. The Lammily doll is a normal Barbie doll that is on a mission to change the mindset of taboos, one extension pack at a time.
This Is Why The iPhone 6S Knocks The 6 Out Of The Park [Video]

The iPhone 6s comes with the sexiest – and most advanced feature – seen in smart phones to date: the 3D Touch. Check out everything it allows you to do.
The Hedge Fund Billionaire’s House He Built As Revenge Against His Ex-Boss

There are many ways to get back at your boss: you can either follow the rules of the owner of a hedge fund or you can just get lucky…
Robert De Niro Stormed Out Of An Interview

De Niro either doesn’t take shit, can’t deal with real questions or has just become a grumpy old man who fills his time with average comedic roles that make him even more grumpy.