Roses are red, violets are blue, buy these Rystel 10 or 20-Piece Aluminum Cookware Set from R399 Including Delivery (Up to 56% Off) and they’ll even get delivered to you.

After that peice of original poetry, why wouldn’t you want to get your hands on these pots to cook all the food for a dinner party at yours. There’s nothing worse than having to wait for food to cook so you can reuse the pot for another dish:

Rystel 20-Piece Aluminum Cookware Pot Set

• Set consists of: 10 Pots with 10 lids
• Size: 14cm, 16cm, 17cm, 18cm, 20cm, 21cm, 22cm, 24cm, 26cm, 28cm
• Thickness of lid and pot: 0.7mm

Rystel 10-Piece Aluminum Cookware Pot Set

• Set consists of: Five Pots with five lids
• Size: 20cm, 22cm, 24cm, 26cm, 28cm
• Thickness of lid and pot: 1.0mm and 1.3mm

And then, just to make things a little safer, you might want to offer your guests the opportunity to measure their drunkenness with a Personal Digital Breathalyser with LED display, now down to just R149 (free delivery nogal).

• Police-grade fuel sensor technology
• Measures the user’s Blood Alcohol Content (BAC)
• Includes continuous temperature checking
• Ensures accurate, efficient breath capture for testing
• Easy, one-touch operation
• Encourages safe driving habits
• Pocket-size for easy portability
• Fits in your pocket, backpack, or purse
• Easy and convenient to take to parties, bars, and other drinking scenarios
• Easy-to-read LED display
• Requires two AAA batteries (not included)

I mean you’re looking at being the hero at the party with the gadget that ensures everyone gets home safely.