Every time I hear a story of Robert Mugabe’s ailing health you think it’s time, but the old bugger just keeps on coming back for more.

Well if you were hoping that Donald Trump’s appearance pointed to some serious underlying health issues you’ll be sorely disappointed, the property mogul / imbecile releasing a letter from his physician that calls his health “extraordinary”.

That physician is Dr. Harold N. Bornstein of Lenox Hill Hospital in Manhattan, whose gushing four paragraph report is as follows:

You read right, ‘the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency’. Who is this doctor, some kind of time-travel whiz who has conducted tests on everyone from George Washington to George W. Bush?

Then there’s this gem, covered by the New York Times:

Reporters have asked Mr. Trump about his military draft status. He said he had received medical deferments from the Vietnam War because of a bone spur in his foot. When asked about it over the summer, Mr. Trump said he could not recall which foot was afflicted. Reporters who have covered Mr. Trump in recent months said they have not noticed him wincing or limping while walking.

It’s funny how Trump can’t recall facts and figures when it suits him, but he’ll tell you to the dime how much money he has made.

It looks like we’re stuck with this medical miracle for a while still – long live the Donald.

Bonus for reading to the end, a video of what Donald Trump would look like if he didn’t have a nose.

[source:nytimes]