You know what they say: If you’re going to buy anything, buy land. It’s the perfect investment for the future and can easily be sold off if it has all the right elements. But if your search for a piece of prime property on earth has become a bit daunting, then we’ve got just what you need: Own a Piece of Lunar Land for R200 with Moon Register (60% Off).

Yup, you read right. You can own 10 acres of the moon for just R200. It’s like every romantic’s dream. Imagine what your girlfriend would say if you bought her piece of the moon to signal your out-of-this-world kind of love. Genius, right?

What you need to know:

Includes:

• 10 acres of moon
• PDF moon map
• PDF Photobook Moon Atlas Software Package
• Each lot of moon is named once and taken off the availability list
• PDF within 24 hours via email

Once you get to the moon, you’re going to need some sort of breathing apparatus and, of course, a vehicle that will allow you to visit your new homies. Don’t worry, about it, we would never leave you hanging like that. Check these out: Electronic Fine Living Remote Car for R1 499 Including Delivery (50% Off). I know, they’re for children and can only take up to 30kg, but on the moon your weight is 16.5% of what you would experience on Earth. Chill breezy.

Choose between these options:

• Red
• Black
• White

What you need to know:

• Recommended age: 2-6 years (older on the moon)
• Weight capacity: Up to 30kgs
• Battery: 6V/7A
• Speed: 1.5 to 3km/h
• Charging time: 8-hours
• Control: Foot controlled

Features:

• Flashing lights
• MP3 player
• Automatic brakes
• Easy to assemble
• Both car doors can open
• Size: 100cm x 60cm x 50cm