A Russian man was over trying to find a suitable lady-friend. So instead, he took the easy route and married a pizza when he became fed up with the single life. Not entirely a pizza cake, the bizarre wedding ceremony took place in a pizzeria in Tomsk, central-south Russia when there was no other option.
Although the relationship with his bride was no deep-pan, the idea came up after he decided there was mushroom for improvement in traditional ways relationships between humans. The groom said that his friends were always moaning about their relationships so he decided that although he would be being feta off alone, marrying his one true love, food, would be the safest bet.
Love between two humans is a complicated wild thing. I was grateful that I had at least my love of food and then it came to me that actually love for food remains stable no matter what.
Pizza would not reject you or betray you, and speaking quite frankly and sincerely, I love it.
Although both the Russian authorities and the church refused to give official permission to register the unusual marriage, he found an accommodating pizzeria to pronounce his love and provide him with a marriage certificate.
The bride even got a veil.
Fancy yourself a pizza lover? Although The Rotherham is taken, there are many other delicious options for you to, ummm, wed. Just pop over to Butler’s Pizza to check out prospective bachelors and bachelorettes.
[source: mirror]
