When sizing up potential targets for petty crime you’d be advised to steer clear of the athlete ranked the number one female tennis player in the entire world.
One foolish criminal could’t resist trying his luck, although Serena quickly sussed him out whilst eating a meal at a Chinese restaurant. He tried to snatch her phone off a chair at the table and make a break for it, with Serena detailing the rest on her Facebook page:
He was there too long. “Is he a customer?” I thought “Is he waiting on the bathroom?” nonetheless I tried to shake his this eerie feeling.
However, I kept watching him from the corner of my eye. Than when least expected low and behold this common petty thief grabbed my phone and swiftly left. I looked at the chair, than shouted “Omg that dude took my phone!!” Not thinking I reacted (hence the superwoman photo) I jumped up, weaved my way in and out of the cozy restaurant (leaping over a chair or two) and chased him down.
He began to run but I was too fast. (Those sprints came in handy) I was upon him in a flash!
In the most menacing yet calm no nonsense voice I could muster I kindly asked him if he “accidentally” took the wrong phone. He stumbled on his words probably not expecting this to happen. While he was thinking of the right thing to say and eventually he said “Gosh you know what I did! It was so confusing in there. I must have grabbed the wrong phone.”Meanwhile My phone was ringing, my superhero sidekick quailman was face timing me so he could not possibly deny the allegations. I swiftly thanked him and left.
Superhero? Maybe? Or HELL YEA!! I’ve got the speed the jumps, the power, the body, the seduction, the sex appeal, the strength, the leadership and yet the calm to weather the storm.
Always listen to your superhero inner voice. Always keep your things close! Fight for what’s right. Stand for what you believe in! Be a superhero!
When I got back into the restaurant I received a standing ovation. I was proud. I just showed every man in there I can stand up to bully’s and other men. It was a win for the ladies!
Just because you are a lady don’t be afraid to step up to any challenge and not be a victim but a hero!💪🏾. SuperSerena and her sidekick quailman.
Justice is served. Game set match for the criminal. Maybe he’ll love 15 years in the slammer.
Tennis puns hey, I’ll stop being a deuce.
[source:telegraph]
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